I am a savior of my brother

Each time when my huge cute brother face problem. I will be the one who first approached to. Well, I can understand, because I'm too intelligent so sure will find me first. Lol... Just kidding. I may be a good puzzle solver but probably not a good problem solver. From mine observation, I have made some conclusions.

1. My two sisters are too fierce. That's why my brother don't dare to ask them.
2. My mother often speak something nonsense and unbelievable. She likes to teach us "ajaran sesat", so my brother lazy to ask her.
3. I'm always in a good mood and act very soft to him. Besides that, I always get caught eating his biscuits and sleep on his bed. So I need to do works for him. :( I just don't understand why his biscuits look so attractive to me and make me can't resist it.

I still remember the questions he asked me during his early puberty. OMG!! I know I have a lot of male friends at that time but doesn't mean that I know all about man. When I asked him to see doctor, he would thought that I'm kidding with him. Haha... Boh bian. He is the only man in my family.

Just like what I mentioned, my sisters are too fierce. They will release the bombs everywhere when they have bad mood. Sometimes not to me but definitely to my brother if he go near two of them. Well, they are party of anti-brother because my mother treat my brother like a diamond. So my two sister actually fight for the rights for being fair. I support you!!! :D

My mother likes to treat a small problem of my brother as a big event at home. So my brother very reluctant to let my mother knows about him. But I am the type who like to watch 'reality movies'. So I like to betray him and sell his information to my mother then sit back and watch how he "interact" with my mother. lol...

Due to my busyness, he like to book my time early but I seldom give him a right answers. For example: Now is early December. He will ask whether I'm free on 20th January to send him to school. Tolong ah... How do I know what I will do after 1 month? So ridiculous...

What I feel very funny is ah peng is the one who always send him home or to anywhere. But he like to geh geh ask me whether can send him to school after two weeks and ah peng is just sitting at my front. Then I will just ask her " can send him or not?" If ah peng say "yes" then I will say "yes" to him.

Actually I'm very happy to got a funny brother. Just like my aunt said, I'm the best because got elder sister sayang me and I can sayang my little sister and bully my brother. Yup, thats me, I'm a devil. haha...